Under a Paper Moon

ak;sjdk;asdasdas

I sent a text to all my friends with my new Globe number that this was me and so and so.

This unknown number texts back asking who I was. I ask him and he says his name is Paul and I apologize for sending the wrong text to him. He says it’s no problem and that he’s a psychic and can guess who I was.

L o l he plays around with his “psychic powers” and I check my other phone for the unknown number. 

L M A O  PEOPLE THE NUMBER WAS FROM MY CRUSH L O L . 

I went, “OMG THIS IS ASDKASD?!?” 

And he said: “…Who’s that?”

After a while he says: Hahahha I’m your friendly neighbor! 

OTL. 

posted 6 months ago