do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
if i feel like i just had a religious experience watching that, holy fuck, i can only imagine what that girl felt like.
Written by an 8th grader
#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs
oscars 2014 a.k.a. the best pizza party ever
the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-
IM SO DONE
are you watching a documentary on baby animals while this is happening? HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING?